What’s that Bronson saying now?!? (Part 2)

I made cookies for Bronson one day. When he came home from work, he smelled baked goods and asked, "Where is it? Where is the pie?"

I told him, “There's no pie.”

He checked the oven, felt it was warm and insisted I tell him where the pie is. Again, I told him, “No pie!”

Not satisfied, he looked all over the house for 15 minutes shouting, "I know there's pie!"

I was laughing so hard that I could barely tell him he smelled cookies!

  

Bronson Lee - I don't have chipmunk cheeks!

Tera - Oh yes you do. (laugh, laugh)
Bronson - If you say I have chipmunk cheeks one more time, I'll get liposuction.
Tera - In your cheeks?
Bronson - Yes!

Bronson Lee - Where is the windscreen shipping from?
Me - Cali
Bronson - Thailand!?!
Me - Cali
Bronson - California?
Me - No! The other Cali! 

(Bronson had that look of someone who just realized what they said but it's too late to unring the bell!)
Me - Um, where is the other Cali?
Bronson - Kali-mazoo?